One part hood rat, Two parts fabulous.

Instead of entirely ignoring this (as I pay more attention to my body modification blog), I’m going to turn it into a sloth and manatee appreciation blog.

khthonios:

misskellygreen:

there’s even a groupon to do this for $10, 26 miles from my house.. but i’m broke. :(

whaaat?

WHEN WILL PEOPLE UNDERSTAND I LOVE MANATEES SO MUCH THAT POSTS LIKE THIS MAKE ME WANT TO WEEP?! AND THE CAPS ARE NECESSARY!

khthonios:

misskellygreen:

there’s even a groupon to do this for $10, 26 miles from my house.. but i’m broke. :(

whaaat?

WHEN WILL PEOPLE UNDERSTAND I LOVE MANATEES SO MUCH THAT POSTS LIKE THIS MAKE ME WANT TO WEEP?! AND THE CAPS ARE NECESSARY!

(via gayspacenerds)

Just over three years of dreads in one post. And I think they’re in (mostly) chronological order.

Grindr is no fun

Until at least midnight. This time of the night there aren’t any desperately thirsty gays for me to troll. Making myself laugh at these dudes is where my abs come from. I’m not gonna work out like a normal person. That takes effort, and I’m clearly the fuck lazy.

Dear Sponsors

Get the fuck off of my dash.

Also, I suck at Tumblr. As in updating.

I mean this blog never got any shits but I’m so close to giving a shit about my other one.

Oh well. Whatever.

How the fizzy fuck

Am I supposed to come up with fresh content. My body mod blog blew up last week and now I’m getting 100 notes in matter of hours. Now it’s like I’m obligated to keep it going. Bitches should know I put some shit in the queue once a week in a random spurt of productive boredom. Jeeeeeeeez.