Instead of entirely ignoring this (as I pay more attention to my body modification blog), I’m going to turn it into a sloth and manatee appreciation blog.
Until at least midnight. This time of the night there aren’t any desperately thirsty gays for me to troll. Making myself laugh at these dudes is where my abs come from. I’m not gonna work out like a normal person. That takes effort, and I’m clearly the fuck lazy.
Get the fuck off of my dash.
Also, I suck at Tumblr. As in updating.
I mean this blog never got any shits but I’m so close to giving a shit about my other one.
Oh well. Whatever.
Am I supposed to come up with fresh content. My body mod blog blew up last week and now I’m getting 100 notes in matter of hours. Now it’s like I’m obligated to keep it going. Bitches should know I put some shit in the queue once a week in a random spurt of productive boredom. Jeeeeeeeez.