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Your Role in the Avengers

twentyone-stitches:

caprini:

littlegirl-lost:

littlegummyfish:

elkaydee:

Roxie is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Captain America and is a/an Skrull

FUUUUUUUUUU 

Caitlin is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Loki and is a/an Frost Giant

HA!

mackenzie is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Iron Man and is a/an Asgardian …what.

Emily is a member of SHIELD and married to Captain America and is a/an Asgardian

YES GOOD


Natalie is a member of SHIELD and married to Captain America and is a/an Mutant

At least I’m a mutant :]

Nyk is a member of The Avengers and is married to Black Widow and is a/an Skrull

I’m an Avenger bitchessss


(Source: starry-dawn)



Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

(Source: monday-friday, via shandiii)